Thursday, August 25, 2011

"Don't Tell Me I Stepped In..."

Downtown Plattsburgh, Margaret Street. A pleasant sunny afternoon. Two guys are walking towards me and I suddenly hear one complaining about something his shoe just made contact with. He stops and scrapes his now-sticky shoe hard against a crevice in the sidewalk.

So what did he step in? Obviously you never read this blog or have been a victim of Plattsburgh's canine landmines.

It's ironical that the mess was right near the MERKELS lettering in the pavement. Merkel's is long gone, a clothing store that prospered in downtown's better days (i.e., before the mall). It's motto was "The Store of Cheerful Service." Nothing cheerful about stepping in dogshit. Then again, there isn't much inducing cheer with Supernal Downtown Plattsburgh. If it's not dogshit, there are other threats to your feet like broken beer bottles or vomit splats (the result of too much cheap beer).

Friday, August 12, 2011

Sandwich Bored

Where else but Supernal Downtown Plattsburgh?

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Plattsburgh's Diaper Service

Did your bundle of joy just complete a bundle of crap? Are you a lazy slob?

Then don't worry, there's downtown Plattsburgh, NY where you can just leave your dirty diaper on any street, from Durkee to Division. Toss it out the car window or just drop it and continue on your way with your stroller. Since dogshit is allowed, why not dirty diapers? Plattsburgh is more than happy to pick up shitter litter whether it be canine or human infant.

Supernal Downtown Plattsburgh -- yours to explore and excrete on.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Great Alfresco Dining...

...for flies. Where else but Supernal Downtown Plattsburgh, NY?

And if these images disgust you, imagine how I feel when I see this stuff in real life.