Monday, April 4, 2011

Location, Location, Location

Study this image:

Moving from top to bottom:

The sign says dog-owners should pick up after their dogs.

Below the sign is a plastic bag dispenser to dispose of the dogshit.

Nearby is a trashcan, plenty of room for filled plastic bags.

And right next to the sign post -- what is that on the ground?

It couldn't be DOGSHIT, could it?

Crap On City Hall

Springtime Splendor In Downtown Plattsburgh

Spring is on its way. Warm weather and longer days means that one can really appreciate the beauty of downtown.

The other day city workers were raking up the Westelcom Stage park. But dead grass wasn't the main thing being hauled away...

A minor problem, right? Just like this minor problem on Clinton Street by the closed diner:

I wonder why that diner closed.

And if you're going to Living Goods, a fine Main Street restaurant, watch your step. And your eyes. You don't want to ruin your appetite.

Now if this bothers you, please write to this address:

The Mayor
Office of Dogshit Control
City Hall
Plattsburgh, NY 12901