Saturday, December 25, 2010

Cancer For Christmas

Buy a few cartons for friends and relatives. Cigarettes: the perfect holiday gift that keeps on giving -- and later on, taking.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Remember Me?

Back in October you carved me and put me on a second story ledge as a Halloween decoration.

But now I'm feeling cold and depressed. Could you give me a proper burial before I slide off the ledge, sliming a passerby on Clinton Street?

Friday, December 10, 2010

Curb Service

With all of the bars in downtown Plattsburgh it's important to cater to the falling-down-drunk crowd. Apparently a restaurant is making gutter deliveries.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

More Dogtown Dooings

The Westelcom Park between Margaret and Durkee streets is posted with NO DOGS ALLOWED signs. Years ago the Press-Republican ran an article about the sad state of the park: the lawn was dotted with dog doo-doo. This park at one time used to be the spot for various performances -- plays, movies, etc. Now it's just become another free range dogshit zone.

Plattsburgh, NY: Craphound Capital of the World. (Watch Your Step.)