Slip-Sliding Away In Plattsburgh

So if you're going to break your leg, which one do you prefer?

A Gift For City Hall

And what makes a better gift than something that creates disgust and disease?

Signs Of Conflict

With both signs one would think that the lawn to the Westelcom Stage Park between Margaret and Durkee streets would be clean. Keep your dog out. If your canine craps on the lawn you must pick up after it with one of the supplied waste bags. But it seems the messages cancel each other out. Why else would this be still be found there?



Putting up diametrically opposed instructions is what I called Plattsburgh stupid. Especially when both of them fail to stop the problem.