Saturday, February 19, 2011

Weather Advisory

During sub-zero temps the dogshit that dots many sidewalks in Plattsburgh is frozen solid. But now as we move towards warmer weather with occasional thaws, the same canine turds become soft and sticky, especially with the addition of rain.

As a Plattsburgh pedestrian you must remember to pack your emergency kit consisting of a putty knife, bleach, paper towels and rubber gloves -- because some anus is always too lazy to bring along a plastic bag while walking his dog.

Illiterate And Inconsiderate