Cancer For Christmas

Buy a few cartons for friends and relatives. Cigarettes: the perfect holiday gift that keeps on giving -- and later on, taking.

Remember Me?

Back in October you carved me and put me on a second story ledge as a Halloween decoration.



But now I'm feeling cold and depressed. Could you give me a proper burial before I slide off the ledge, sliming a passerby on Clinton Street?

Curb Service

With all of the bars in downtown Plattsburgh it's important to cater to the falling-down-drunk crowd. Apparently a restaurant is making gutter deliveries.

More Dogtown Dooings

The Westelcom Park between Margaret and Durkee streets is posted with NO DOGS ALLOWED signs. Years ago the Press-Republican ran an article about the sad state of the park: the lawn was dotted with dog doo-doo. This park at one time used to be the spot for various performances -- plays, movies, etc. Now it's just become another free range dogshit zone.

Plattsburgh, NY: Craphound Capital of the World. (Watch Your Step.)